I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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