she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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