yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Boobs are out for the taking
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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