you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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