There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I need a beard to bite.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
