new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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