soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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