she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I'm drive I can fine osifer
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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