Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
