What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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