HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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