you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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