I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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