i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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