...so i touched it.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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