I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize