question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
