Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
then he tried to convert me to islam
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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