OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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