I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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