He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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