I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
two words...techno handjob
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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