Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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