Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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