I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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