Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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