Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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