We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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