I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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