you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
worst night to have a conscience
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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