No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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