nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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