Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I could make wine with my vomit
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Randomize
