last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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