i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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