You're my little dorito
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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