please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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