Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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