I don't think brook has ever known best
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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