If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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