You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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