yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
