Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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