And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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