I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize