He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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