Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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