in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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