And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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