How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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