so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We got so high we made milksteak
What changed your mind?
Being sober
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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